Having tasted blood following her involvement in Michael Bay’s continuing efforts to smash everything that is good into tiny bits with massive noisy CGI in recent Transformers movies, pouting automaton Megan Fox has set her sights on The Lost Boys.
Don’t get us wrong, the old Transformers toys and cartoons were a bit rubbish, but they were OURS dammit. They’ll be remaking Airwolf next. Don’t even get us started on Street Hawk. Anyone? No?
Anyway, Fox has recently been quoted by MTV News as saying she would love to appear in a remake of fondly-remembered cult film The Lost Boys, and that the “movie has stuck with me my whole life. There’s something magic about it for me”.
We can only assume that because Megan Fox likes something she must then go on to lovelessly grind it into the ground under the heel of one of her preposterous stilettos so no-one else can enjoy it whilst she laughs and laughs because she then went on to say that remaking the cult movie would ‘destroy it’.
Not content with merely ‘destroying’ the film that has a special place in the heart of anyone who grew up in the 1980s, she went on to say that “the female character in it is not really amazing, but if you were to turn one of the male characters into a female, I would love to do that.”
Rumours that she would do this on the occasional evening she didn’t spend breaking into your house in the middle of the night, finding all your old childhood photographs and drawing a huge cock and balls on the foreheads of everyone appearing in them are unconfirmed.